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when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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Anonymous said: But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.

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algrenion:

ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

How the fuck does oxytocin release make something sexual

Boobs don’t produce oxytocin, the fucking hypothalamus does

You know what causes oxytocin release?

Yes, the obvious, like sex, orgasms and touching someone’s nipples, but only if they are positive experiences and only *because* they are positive experiences

Guess what else causes oxytocin release?

Hugs. Holding or thinking about a baby. Yoga. Positive interaction, any form of it. Laughing. Going for a walk. Being trusted. Listening to soothing music. Eating bananas. Or eggs. Giving, literally being giving, like giving people gifts. Petting a dog.

Oxytocin is called the love or bonding hormone, not the sex hormone.

Fucking morons. Where do people get these ideas from.

Giving birth. Thats a big one that also causes a release of oxytocin. In fact birth can’t even happen without it.

And I assure you that giving birth is not even slightly sexual or pleasurable in that way. Haha

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“It doesn’t make sense to call ourselves ugly, because we don’t really see ourselves. We don’t watch ourselves sleeping in bed, curled up and silent with chests rising and falling with our own rhythm.

We don’t see ourselves reading a book, eyes fluttering and glowing. You don’t see yourself looking at someone with love and care inside your heart.

There’s no mirror in your way when you’re laughing and smiling and happiness is leaking out of you. You would know exactly how bright and beautiful you are if you saw yourself in the moments where you are truly yourself.”

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does anyone remember the time i spent over an hour drawing a comic on paint and it got two notes and i shut down my computer and went to bed angry which is a thing you’re never supposed to do

well i found the comic and now i understand why it only got two notes

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this is art

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raqe:

I was going to get mad at everyone in my art class for wasting expensive paint but then I got distracted by how pretty it was

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everything personal♡

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I just can’t

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how bad the puns on this site are getting

get out.

That is the best pun EVER

"green B?" 

"leaf B?"

"B leaf?"

"Believ-

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